Originally posted on Accidental Bohemian:
“I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.” — Caddyshack
“At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you.” — Reality Bites
“Sorry folks, park’s closed. The moose out front should’ve told ya.” — National Lampoon’s Vacation
“Brace yourself; it’s like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.” — Argo
Dialogue from Philadelphia
Judge Garrett: In this courtroom, Mr.Miller, justice is blind to matters of race, creed, color, religion, and sexual orientation.
Joe Miller: With all due respect, your honor, we don’t live in this courtroom, do we?